Thursday, August 31, 2006

Random Rumble in the Bronx!

For the pretty lady sitting prettily in her oh-so-pretty office in S’pore:
4 + 4 + 2 + 2 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 2 + 2 = 32 hrs n not 16 hrs! How can you expect to finish the work in half the time n tht too when u urself prepared tht stupid document which had to be read over n over again to understand wht u were trying to say n then spending hours modifying it to rectify the wrong steps u had written. Due to u I had to work in the office almost till midnite for the past 3 days. If u don’t know basic addition go to the Start menu of ur comp n then from the Programs fly-out menu go to Accessories n voila there is a Calculator hidden there for dumbos like u. Now if u use any other operating system than Windows may Bill Gates haunt u in ur dreams .. tht too for total 32 hrs in installments! :P
Actually writing this all here can’t vent out the frustration coz this will be the story again for every small project.. ohh another one starts from 1st Sept. I guess. Someone had appropriately said
Every organization is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at bottom see only assholes above them
Time tht I close the eyes of my juniors :D

Dad got ‘officially’ transferred to Madhya Pradesh from Himachal Pradesh. We were expecting it to be Rajasthan n mom n myself were happy coz we haven’t been there. But anyways we also haven’t been to MP. So au revoir to Shimla n Delhi n -soon- here I come Bhedaghat n Dhuandhar waterfalls. I hope tht soon will be really soon otherwise a senior person retiring here in December this year vacates a position n dad might be transferred back to Pune to fill it up. I mean tht is gud but it is bad too. Damn why do things have two sides.

We all Japanese language students in the company got certificates for the recently concluded training session. Also we gave a small treat to our teacher.. have got pics will upload them someday. As u can see the marks have come down frm 80 to 79. Thts coz I was honest enough to tell the teacher tht she had given me an extra mark in a question by mistake. I swear I m not tht honest but actually I had gone to tease her for giving me an xtra mark n demanded one more mark for pointing out her mistake. Had I known they were gonna write marks on the certificate I would have not displayed my honest side. See again, everything has two sides. Btw, a better handwriting on tht would have been nice.

Now everybody close ur ears. AAARRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH !!Sorry Navdy tht wasn’t ur blog heading but I really shouted. If I don’t update this space anytime in future for 15 days in a row consider tht I have left blogging n sorry for tht. But I just can’t get over the feeling no matter how hard I try. It is the second time I m losing my smile to it. It is neither professional problem nor academic. I m not getting married n neither I have fallen in luv. So stop thinking ‘bout it n I will try my best to be on the blogging scene coz I have to parade the desktop beauties. Okk thts a gud thought for survival. Ciao!

35 comments:

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

FIRST!!! Who says it isn't good to be an insomniac? :P

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

Hahahahaha, that woman in S'pore must be one hell of a bimbo to mess up such simple addition. Why don't you fly off to S'pore and gift her a big fat calculator? And who knows, she might actually be very pretty. :P

9 out of 10 in Oral exam? :O Whoa!!! *pat, pat*.

And as for "the feeling" whatever it is, and its threats, I can add another to the list. If it's successful in stopping you from blogging, your readers will be deprived of C&H dose and that'd mean that C&H might lose some potential fans. Surely, you don't want that to happen to your beloved C&H, do you? :P

AnonymousBlogger said...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I simply will not accept 15 of no updates. Who do you think you are? Dave?

go to Accessories n voila there is a Calculator hidden there for dumbos like u.
Hey, I use that all the time :P

79% is still great. But here, a 79% is a B+. An 80% is an A-...

I had gone to tease her for giving me an xtra mark n demanded one more mark for pointing out her mistake.
LOL. That is one of the greatest stories you have ever told on your blog. I LOL'd.

I expect plenty of updates over the next several days ;)

ishipishi said...

two sides to every story...so long as i get to luk at it which ever way I please...it's worse when there are no choices.

and why is it that in the past few days all i hear abt is regulars taking a break from blogging or quitting...or simply disappearing? :(((( *sulkkk*

congrats waise...79%...sahi hai:)...and 9/10 is gooddd...ummm...treat???:)

and hope u get some time to relax and recharge over d wkend...!

oh btw...aaj yaha baarish ho rahi hai :)...m smilin lukin out of d window:)...

Aditi said...

Well hope the work load lightens up a little.. there is a weekend coming up and ganesh visarjan etc..

Keshi said...

**If I don’t update this space anytime in future for 15 days in a row consider tht I have left blogging n sorry for tht.

??

alrite then.

Neha said...

nahinnnn!!
wat do u mean we concider that u have left blogging!!!
listen man!u just cant do this to us!u try doing this, and then face the consequences!!

Tarun said...

Abbe Jaate Jaate senti ...
79 instead of 80 I see steam blowing from your ears.
You worked so hard for it.
Make sure U Dont go to Bhedaghat in summers or else u will be a grilled chicken.
Believe me (at least) on this.

Kathy said...

... umm what can i say now? first part of the post made me smile but the last part... *sigh!!!* ;(;(

why??? everybody can be very busy dear, u can post once in a while or whenever ur free but....

... ** If I don’t update this space anytime in future for 15 days in a row consider tht I have left blogging n sorry for tht. **

... aww thats not fair!!! i thought of quitting too many times, i can say i think of that mostly everyday esp. when i get upset but after sometime i realized how can i simply leave the people i love here? the bond i made here with my friends ...its like family , you cant just live without them now!

... take a break, chillax and come back sooon with a smile sweetie, coz u look more " super cool" when ur smilin' ^_^

... will wait for ya,
TC...

luv ya,
-kathy-

Sudeep said...

@ALL: I m not facing a writer's block or wanting to quit. The next few weeks will decide things for me so till then dont worry i m here.

@Navdeep: lol.. yeah at least (or the only) one gud thing being an insomniac :P
i wont tell u tht most of the others got 10 on 10 coz they bowed while speaking :D
wht if i say tht frm the next post there will be no C&H strips :P

@Sean: ROFL!! tht was the too gud.. i hope Dave reads this.. he he
even i use it but i wont confess it ;)
both 80 n 79 were B+ so i didnt protest .. he he

@Ishita: exactly.. no choices is the problem
i will be arnd somehow.. cant just go away coz i luv this place
ab toh treat le liye u gotta come here coz i wont be coming to Delhi
keep smiling :)

Sudeep said...

@Aditi: today is kinda off.. :)
ganesh visarjan toh is on 6th here..

@Keshi: horny pineapple really turned into angry pineapple eh? :D

@Neha: m scared now of u :D

@Tarun: arre puri waat lagayi teacher ki toh .. he he.. wohi toh itni mehnat se copy kiya aur phir ulta karke marks milaye the :P
okk.. thnx for the info

@Kathy: frm wht i can think i will be free but not able to post.. let not talk 'bout tht now..
yeah will be here n will keep smiling too..

teacup said...

OKAAAAAYYYY! U really seem frustrated Sudeep, alright, all u now need is a nice relaxing weekend...I hope u get that...we can't have u not update ur blog now:)

hope u have a good weekend!take care:)

Sudeep said...

@Yashita: Nah .. not frustrated at all.
u too have a gud weekend..

Keshi said...

Im not only angry, Im disappointed. I dunno..it's upto u anyways.

If u decide to quit blogging, then if and when u do decide to come bakk to blogging, I might not be here.

Not a threat, a simple fact.
TC
Keshi.

Sudeep said...

@Keshi: hmmm...
i m least interested in quitting blogging is wht i can assure u as of now n henceforth too..

Tarun said...

LOL.
*Nobody in office gives a damn though*
Loved the monkey and the Asshole saying.
Man I am starting to have a notation that Sardar Navjot Singh Sidhu is in for some competition.
Try that VISA thing u may win a trip to some place.

Keshi said...

ok I got ur email and tnxxx so much for that HUGGGGGGGGGZ! Im all smilez now :)

Kath duncha worry, Sudeep will still be here and he's dropping his plans...abt quitting I mean lol!

tc u guys n have a good one!
Keshi.

Priyanka Mahanta Pandiyan said...

Hey quite some marks, eh?! Dat too in Japanese Language. Congrats & a PAT on your back. LOL for your honesty and the calculator hint for the bimbo in Singapore. Come back soon from your hibernation...

Love you longtime! said...

LOL not all organisations are like that... there are bad apples everywhere!

And please dont even think about leaving blogger, I mean c'mon if a lazy person like me can update my blog, you should be able to, too! And congratulation on the Japanese certificate - atleast if you hate engineering, you can now become a travel-guide :p

Dalicia said...

bimbo singaporean woman *LOL* anyways,
i agree that the certificate should be better. at least with an official seal, and better handwritting.

i'm thinking of this maria sharpova's new NIKE ad. she's so pretty..oh so pretty..but she isn't stupid.

hahaha goood luck with your project. i can feel you

ketki said...

congrats!

Sudeep said...

@Tarun: whoever said tht line can give him competition.. i didnt see the visa ad properly so dont know whts it for

@Keshi: :) .. i hadnt planned so not dropping plans too.. n m not planning either to leave blogger too

@Priyanka: thnx..
m not a grizzly bear to go into hibernation.. lol.

Sudeep said...

@Vaibhav: he he.. yeah
m not leaving re... i guess i didnt write tht last para correctly.. anyways
lol @ travel guide... i would luv to become one only if i get veg food whereevr i go :D

@Elaine: yeah the handwriting shld have been better.. even mine is better than tht ;)

@Ketki: thnx!

SeePearrl said...

hmm japanese certificate ...congrats!

i am sure you will be back very soon!

Anonymous said...

Congrats,Sudeep for getting the certificate..
And c'mon Sudeep..stay cool nd relax..We need more and more funny posts from you..okay?

hava great weekend..

Abhishek Upadhyay said...

haha

this is what you get for being satyawadi in Kalyug...Low Marks.:D

Two sides to every story...what was the other side of story of that act by Singaporean lady?

Keshi said...

well thats good then Sudeep :)

Keshi.

Nessa said...

umm, japanese?! i see i was a long way off with that gujju funny i made the other day..
*life, shucks*

Priyankari said...

nice post!yea, i too wonder why all good things have to have the other side?!!
congrats- for ur Jap certificate.
well done- for ur honesty!
After this I guess u'll gather info properly before being honest rightaway:)

Sudeep said...

@Rathna: thnx... well tht did not mean now but 'sometime in future'

@Ganga: thnx dude! .. yeah will try to live upto ur expectations
hope u had nice weekend..

@Abhishek: he he.. yeah i forgot tht it is kalyug
still the project is not over so the other side is not out yet..

Sudeep said...

@Priya: ahem ahem! look who is here :)
grrr @ congrats
lol @ the mood name.. yeah so shoo frm here :P
ohh n welcome here..

@Keshi: :)

@Nessa: lol.. now how do i say nessty in japanese..hmmm.. will ask n then call u by tht :D

@Priyankari: thnx..
ha ha.. sure i will think twice b4 being honesty coz i learnt tht honesty is not the best policy :D

Sayesha said...

//For the pretty lady sitting prettily in her oh-so-pretty office in S’pore:

Eeesh, for a second I thought apun ke baar mein baat karela hai! :D

Sudeep said...

@Sayesha: haan toh tere baare mein hi toh tha woh :P
arre client hain company ki.. pagli ko schedule bhi nahi banate aata thikse

Parag said...

congrats for completing the Japanese thing !

Sudeep said...

@Parag: thnx :)