The Gods must be Crazy

This is a season of disclaimer n delays so even if I also want to put disclaimers to my delayed tag.
DISCLAIMERS:
1. I was not suffering frm a writer’s block. Work and this tag kept me busy, hence the late update. Doing a tag is one way of coming out of writer’s block but m not suffering it now also, so this is just a tag.
2. This is going to be a long tag.
3. Some of the written stuff might be not suitable for (im)mature audience. If any doubts on u being mature/immature pls revert back to me.
4. Take your own time to read it coz I have taken my time to do it. Almost took 2 mths to start it after being tagged n wrote it over a period of 3-4 days.
5. This is the last tag of the season n I don’t know when the new season will commence. But, don’t get senti like u r watching last episode of the last season of FRIENDS. We can go for a coffee after tht at the usual place.
With so many disclaimers I think there shld be a new ‘disclaimer tag’ .. anyone with some nice ideas on it plz come forward to share.

Well the disclaimer portion and an A stamp hypes the movie n also the tag.According to Shreidhar (so now u know whom to blame), I have to list down 5 crazy things I want to do or would like to do n then rate them on a Crazymeter on a scale of 1-10. For me it is difficult to write down crazy things coz m totally sane. But comparatively the rating part will be easier coz I practice a lot of tht on sites like Hot or Not.. u haven’t done tht yet?? Gosh u r missing all the fun... try it out sometimes coz its fullto tp. Okk.. now coming back on track, the rating shld be 10/10 for everything below according to me but lets see if tht turns out to be crazy or not.

Ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba
Wh-Wha-Whats going on-on
Ding ding
Lets do the crazy froogg

(If u r confused go here)

1 How exciting it must be to fly in air n even better when u r on a bike. I was always awed by watching the way the extreme sports bike riders did their stunts on their sleek n sexy machines. Games like GTA Vice City help me to satisfy the urge to fly high on a bike without caring for loss of life n property. But, the real fun will be in real life. It will be really awesome when u get to lift ur bike frm the ground defying the concept of gravity. Then in mid-air u leave ur seating position n let go off the bike’s handle. Both legs dangling behind, only fingers clutching the bike u balance urself so perfectly tht even a Falcon will envy u. Then comes the main part of getting back on the bike. Cautiously, u put urself on the bike taking care not to smash the testicles** against the petrol tank n then land on the ground on both wheels without smashing ur head. Ride of the life!!

Rating: 10/10

Pic courtesy: AcclaimImages

**testicles incidence in another random post coz this post is getting long

2 Regulars on :::Its MY Space::: know my ‘deep affection’ for movies n esp those movies which r super duper flop. So, atleast I won’t be surprised to find myself directing movies a few years down the lane. To start off with I can come out with ‘Why movies flop’ n if tht flops u r sure to find a review here. Then I can remake it by rechristening it as ‘How to make a hit movie’ n tht I bet will be a huge hit all over. If at all the movie doesn’t work then I can always turn to the thriving Bhojpuri film industry or make C grade movies like Pyaasi Chudail or Reshma ki Jawaani. All blog readers will get complimentary tickets for all the premiere shows alongwith free popcorn n drinks. If u say No to the offer be sure tht it will be the craziest day of ur life n probably the last too *wicked grin*

Rating: I have a strong feeling tht I might make a movie so this gets 8/10

Pic courtesy: Fodey n Gangadhar (ignore date coz its not certain)

3 I want to strike out completely my innocuous image. Once my frnd’s classmate had single-handedly taken down a group of 7 guys in a café. We both were standing at a safe distance frm the fighting crowd n were like “Gosh!! Wht was tht??” after he won. Since tht day I also have felt the urge to go out on the street n pin down a big grp of bullies n after beating the shit out of them stand tall flexing my toned biceps (???). So m waiting for tht big opportunity to showcase my strength.

Rating: 9/10 .. n if I really beat someone then 10/10

4 Cricket n me have been friends for a long time but only on TV. Watching cricket is the only thing I can do well. I don’t know why I m still not able to bowl n bat. Fielding is an area where to some extent I m better. Recently my company had inter-dept cricket tournament. I was also a team member but non-playing member. My job was to swear n shout at players who did not play well n then show appropriate finger at appropriate moments to the opposing team. So I think I was the COACH. It will be a crazy dream for me to represent some country in cricket (not India coz they are already losing). Did I forget to tell tht I want a place in the team as an all-rounder?
Rating: 10/10

Pic courtesy: Mayur, Anuja n Vaibhav


5 Everyone wants to see their name/photo published in a reputed newspaper or magazine. Since childhood I have dreamt of my pic being published in the ppr (not under the WANTED list ofcourse). About the name part, I have already written a couple of letters to editor n they have got published too, so this has been taken care of. Now going ahead, I would like to see my pic being used on some currency note of any country. If the presidents n minters of all countries r listening then u can contact me offline n we will decide upon the terms for the deal. I bet this currency will put all others behind n might be like 1 Sudz = 40 Euros (so tht it surpasses the Kuwaiti Dinar too). Numismatologists around the world are gonna have a boom time collecting this note :D
Rating: 10/10

Pic courtesy: Vikram n FunPhotor

Ppl who are blessed to do this crazy tag:
Sean, Dave n Vaibhav (now no complaints tht there r less tags around)
Navdeep (punishment for shouting Update in the last post)
Arzoon (only person to justify the crazy tag)
Yashita (-have- to tag u :D)
The set of 4 is complete but others who might be interested in doing it...
Harsh n Parag ... sorry but u r the original tag heroes
Kavita, Neha, Keshi, Elaine, Ishita, Sunila, Gangadhar, Archana :)
Raj, Shantanu, Pinks, Preeti, Arvind ... pls update ur blogs

Virus, Ananya n Anup K for the new-comers welcome tag :)

Anybody else willing to do it is most welcome...