My current assignment includes making calls to Presidents / Founders / Managers of companies working in CAD/CAM domain in Europe.
On a conference line between ‘Me’ somewhere in Pune (India) and ‘She’ somewhere in Parma (Italy):
Me: Good morning! I am calling from India. Can I speak to Mr. A please?
She: *something in Italian*
Me: *thinks there is disturbance in the line* Good Morning! *looks back to the clock to check whether it is morning or afternoon in Italy*
She: *again in Italian*
Me: *decides to be very simple* English?
She: No English
Me: Anyone English?
She: *something again in Italian for a long time*
Me: Good morning! I am calling from India. Can I speak to Mr. A please?
She: *something in Italian*
Me: *thinks there is disturbance in the line* Good Morning! *looks back to the clock to check whether it is morning or afternoon in Italy*
She: *again in Italian*
Me: *decides to be very simple* English?
She: No English
Me: Anyone English?
She: *something again in Italian for a long time*
Me: *hopes she isn’t swearing at me* Ok! Bye!
On a conference line between ‘Me’ same place in Pune (India) and ‘She’ somewhere in Aviles (Spain):
Me: Good morning! I am calling from India. Can I speak to Mr. B please?
She: Goooood morning! He is on holidays till 15th August.
Me: *wow what a sweet voice* Ok! Can you please take down a message for him?
She: Aahhaaaa.. yes
Me: *smiling* I am calling from X company and blah blah blah. I will call back after 15th.
She: Yes
Me: Bye! Have a nice day ahead!
She: Ooohhh thanks! You too have a nice day *giggles follow*
Me: Good morning! I am calling from India. Can I speak to Mr. B please?
She: Goooood morning! He is on holidays till 15th August.
Me: *wow what a sweet voice* Ok! Can you please take down a message for him?
She: Aahhaaaa.. yes
Me: *smiling* I am calling from X company and blah blah blah. I will call back after 15th.
She: Yes
Me: Bye! Have a nice day ahead!
She: Ooohhh thanks! You too have a nice day *giggles follow*
Me: *drools* Thanks!
Moral of the story post: I want a hot Spanish secretary with that sexy oomph in her voice.. fine I don’t own a company but still I want one. Applicants can send in a request to me for my mobile number for sending their vocal resume :D
11 comments:
what use is a secretary when she answers phones for u...
how abt someone u can talk to more often..
better yet opt for a spanish gf
who said i will make her attend calls??
spanish g/f.. err nah i will settle for a maharashtrian instead if i can
isnt shveta salve maharashtrian?
any single maharashtrian bloggers around?
i wont reply any more.. tum mujhe marvaogi
isnt that what i am here for
hehe
Yes, yes Sudeep. You want the Spanish secretary for her *voice*. Yes, that's it. LOL.
you never know the person could actually be a guy :) heehhe
@Aditi: :|
@Sean: lol.. no thts not thts it :D
@Elaine: he he.. well her name wasnt a guy's name
LOL!Good one!
ooooh la la... wishful thinking it is called....
@Shakhi: thnx.. :)
@Priyanka: oye it will be true one day.. :D
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