Neo and Oracle sitting on a bench in a park…
Neo: Merry Christmas Oracle!
Oracle: Merry Christmas Neo! You look happy today. Got a gift from Santa? Got a date for New Year’s Eve?
Neo: No, it’s just the Christmas spirit
Oracle: Hmmmmmm hmmmmm…
Neo: What?
Oracle: Nothing… just humming ‘Last Christmas I gave you my heart’
Neo: Please stop. You know I don’t like that song.
Oracle: No I didn’t
Neo: For God’s sake you are the Oracle
Oracle: Yeah yeah, I know. Have you checked your horoscope for the next year?
Neo: Where?
Oracle: Peter Vidal’s column in the Neo-Bharat Times
Neo: You daily read those columns? For God’s sake…
Oracle: (cuts in) Yeah I know I am the Oracle. Listen, your sun sign says that you should stop making mountains from molehills
Neo: Does that have something to do with the moles on my body?
Oracle: Err... no. I am not talking about Melanocytic nevus
Neo: Ok… Yesterday night I was counting the moles on my body
Oracle: Why?
Neo: Didn’t you read the mail which said if your lover kisses all moles on your body then your sexual life will be great?
Oracle: Eewww.. Why do you read such spam mails? Anyways remember that you need to stop making mountains from molehills
Neo: Ok fine! But it would be fun when Trinity kisses my moles
Oracle: I don’t see that happening since she is dating Agent Smith
Neo: (frowns) Of course she will. I just need a few more moles on my body
Oracle: Shave off your hairy chest and you will see 4 moles
Neo: (ecstatic) Really? How do you know that?
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