Saturday, April 29, 2006

Manny & Diego would have been better...

Scene 1: My cubicle (officially closing time)
Frnd: Lets go to see Ice Age 2 today
Me: I haven’t seen the 1st one... is it linked?
Frnd: Even I haven’t seen ... lets check out. I HAVE to watch something today... totally worked out
Me: Hmmm... ok... can u go ahead n book the seats? I have a couple of issues to be sorted out with the client

Frnd: No probs... be there atleast 15-20 min before

Scene 2: Cafeteria (3 of them already there)
Me: Atlast finished off tht mails early today. Got the tickets?
Frnd: No
Me: Wht?? Then why are we sitting here?
2nd frnd: We r waiting to watch a movie
Me: No ways I m waiting 2 hrs here for the next show
Frnd: We r watching the show which begins in 20 mins
Me: But I saw outside tht Ice Age was only on Screen 2
Frnd: Yeah.. we are watching Pyare Mohan coz Ice Age 2 was already sold out

Me: WTH?? Does tht cake contain extra nuts?


Enrique (sorry Vaibhav :D) crooned for his gal “I'm ur man”. Similarly the lead (???) actors for this movie must have sung for the director “U r our man”. Otherwise who would have given these guys leading roles? But it suits them.. dumb roles for equally dumb ppl in a pathetic story. Actually it is not dumb but it is deaf n blind here. One of the two guys is deaf (Vivek) n the other is blind (Fardeen). Two sisters (Amrita n Esha) meet them accidentally n the guys fall in love with them. But the gals want a ‘fully functional man’ in their lives so they go abroad where they get wrongly accused of a murder. Meanwhile an underworld don (Boman) is trying to kill them. The heroes take off to tht location to rescue the gals. There they fight with cops as well as goons (they r deaf n blind so it is applaudable). Finally after much chasing n tear jerking scenes all the goons r killed, don is arrested n cops let the foursome scot-free. Now the gals understand the love of the deaf-n-blind saviours. Awesome!!

No need to comment on the ‘acting’ of anybody in it. Music is pathetic. There is no item song to atleast say Chalo paisa kuch toh vasool hua, so guys stay far away frm this. This would have been a superhit if Indra Kumar had released it 15-20 yrs ago. The tastes are changing dude... GROW UP!!

Yashita will be a merrier gal now in the midst of her exams after this :P

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I have a holiday on Monday on account of Labour Day or Maharashtra Day. Whtevr the pretext be the main thing is tht it is a holiday :). So heading out of Pune for 2 days. Will meet u all on Tuesday. Till then tk care.. Jai kaamgaar aani Jai Maharashtra :D

34 comments:

AnonymousBlogger said...

Oh yes. First place.

AnonymousBlogger said...

It's been a little while since a Sudeep movie review. I had forgotten how much I enjoyed them. Another awesome review.

Just looking at the picture, I kind of figured the movie would probably be a flop. The girls look pretty hot though.

Kathy said...

..u too grow up sudeep :D ..stop watching flop movies hehe.

..oops rina asking if u want to watch "ice age 2" with her?she said she will treat u to kentucky fried chicken hehe (vegetarian eh??)oh sorry ;( forget it!

..hey enjoy holiday..and take care too.

ciao!

-kathy-

rhein said...

silly- me no have myspace:).

ishipishi said...

he he...if there were no flop movies..there wld be no reviews here!!!...and i think my cablewala follows ur blog religiously...coz everytime u trash a movie he ends up airing that movie umpteen times!! lolz..

hope u had a gr8 trip...

Keshi said...

**actors for this movie must have sung for the director “U r our man”. Otherwise who would have given these guys leading roles?

LOL Sudeep hahahaaha!

ok so why did u go see it? U know u dun like candy-floss Bollywood movies, so it wud have been better if u went home and rented some DVDs na?

Keshi.

Love you longtime! said...

Oh and I didn't see my Memoirs of Geisha comment on your earlier post.. so I'm posting again.

You need "AC3 codecs" for that movie - then you'll hear the sound. Also download this chota but handy software called "G-spot" (lol) - it shows what kinda codecs you need/you have to play the movie!

And 40 yr old virgin is a damn funny movie. Me liked it! :)

Love you longtime! said...

Knew Pyare Mohan was a bullshit movie. Fardeen is as convincing as a blind man as Paris Hilton playing Mother Teresa.

Anonymous said...

lolz... One can makeout from the name itself that this one's pathetic movie. The starcast too is awesome. Vivek I think is now the Sourab Ganguly of bollywood. His time's over... :D

Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr said...

I went to watch this movie 2 weeks back...Hum ko deewana kar gaye....thought it will be a good romantic movie with some tear shedding moments in the end...

When I entered INOX...I saw only 18heads in there....and within 5 mins I realised that Ive ruined ma eve :(

Man...it was a torture...seriously...

Pyaare mohan....no way....not even someone sponsors me ticks and chicks for this movie...tht too late night corner seat..naah baba naah...

Anyway..Jai Maharashtra...Jai Hind!!

:)

Diana Sahu said...

I went to watch hum ko dewana kar gayi....it spoiled my entire evening....it was evident from its name itself. and regarding pyarre mohan....i didnt even entre the hall after reading the name of the movie..........our directors have lost all thier story ideas.

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

Hehe..it's evident from the silly poster itself that it's a crappy movie. And to top it all, it has those halfahunks Vivek Oberoi and Fardeen Khan! Eeeeewww!!!
Similarly the lead (???) actors for this movie must have sung for the director “U r our man”.
LOL!!! Good one! :P
By the way, did you actually sit through the whole torturous movie?! :P

Hope you had a nice weekend.

teacup said...

lol...happy I am!! and yes, blog hopping in midst of my exams:)...actually one prac done...have a few more days for the other...

and pyaaremohan??no baba, I don't won't to see it even if someone sponsors my ticket!! but I serioulsy pity u!!:P wanted to watch ice age2 and u got to see pyaare mohan???lol...

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

what ????
fine ... forget it ... the movie , i mean ... how much dumber can things get ? masti was bad enough !!!!!!

Nessa said...

hahahaha.. loved ur review..

Love you longtime! said...

Oye, me posted a movie review too!

Sudeep said...

@Sean: Congrats on the first place.. :)
watched a bad movie after a long time... 3-4 were gud b4 this
i like the gal on the right... not hte left one anytime

@Kathy: how will i know beforehand if the movie is gonna be flop? :D
sure... tell rina tht i will come but no chicken.. he he

@Ana: yeah.. tht got sorted out now

Sudeep said...

@Ishita: ha ha.. yeah so true
i hope he shows them regularly to torture u .. lol
trip was gud

@Keshi: i went to see how cops chase n catch robbers :D
if i start watching gud movies how will lose my chance of bugging u with such posts..lol

Sudeep said...

@Vaibhav: thnx for the info.. will search for it tonite..
G spot.. chota n handy.. wow :D
i too luved 40 yr old virgin.. i mean the movie
i too guessed it was a sick movie but still saw it.. sometimes u just cant help wht life does to u.. he he


@Virus: yeah.. the cast is really 'awesome' .. ha ha
dont know wht happened to VO after Company...

@Zoonie: gud.. u shld only see movies which dont have their reviews here.. u will bless me n my future family for ages to come :D

Sudeep said...

@Diana: yeah i heard tht movie was a torture too...
our directors have lost all thier story ideas
exactly..

@Navdeep: Vivek really sucks.. n Fardeen looks gud only in the Provogue hoardings
they had strapped me to the chair like the ones available on electric chair... so had to watch the whole thing

@Yashita: best of luck for the remaining
will send u a ticket soon then :D
lemme know ur contacts who let u see first day first show...

Sudeep said...

@Deepa: yeah the movie was really forgettable...

@Nessa: :)

@Vaibhav: okie... as if u dont post movie reviews.. he he

Dalicia said...

well i'm not going to watch this! *LOL* just came by to say I MISS YOU :) i hope you had a great time off...i could demonstrate my chinese cooking skills at your place...hahaha


*GRANDE BEIJOS*

Keshi said...

lol yep yep...keep watching em :)

Keshi.

Mayur Thakare said...

Sudeep ask ur friend who purchased these tickets. I am sure director must have said him "YOU ARE MY MAN!!"

:))

Love you longtime! said...

i too luved 40 yr old virgin.. i mean the movie

Thanks for the clarification. It helps. :D

Neha said...

i saw Gangster yesterday.. it's a nice movie.. atlst i liked it :) and i love the songs of the movie..

Kathy said...

...theek hai ;( hmm..
..post the crazy pics. u've taken on the trip naa :D

..oops and rina changed her mind too(not kentucky fried chicken now)bcoz u said " no for chicken"
...instead you will go to Mr.Donuts hehe..u love sweet donuts?

ok..catch ya sweetie ^_~

-kathy-

teacup said...

lol...U have to have frnds like mine:) but seriously...I mean everytime I think of u...I mean PyaareMohan??lol...too bad:)

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

yes sudeep, the clarification on 40 yr old virgin really helps
;)))

Parag said...

manny and diego would have been much much much better :P

i get reluctant to comment on ur posts seeing the number of comments... its overwhelming.

ishipishi said...

enjoy ur wkend :-)...keep smilin!...

and i think m gonna finally take this child to c ice age!:)...

naya post kab sudeep??

Sudeep said...

@Elaine: missed u too... sure tht way i would get to taste wht authentic Chinese food is :)

@Keshi: :)

@Mayur: lollzz..
Tht frnd was none other than apna Parag Mathekar.. he is on leave so will ask him once he gets back :)

Sudeep said...

@Vaibhav: yeah thts why wrote it :)

@Neha: nice.. really? hmmm...
i have heard the Lamha Lamha track

@Kathy: yup...
havent tasted donuts.. n i dont have a sweet tooth :)

@Yashita: grrrr!!
chalo uss bahane socha toh tumne.. lollzz

Sudeep said...

@Deepa: :) .. i know

@Parag: i bet..
arre half of them r mine.. he he

@Ganga: gud to c ya back here..
yeah dont watch for sure

@Ishita: abhi tak Saturday kahan gaya hain :( ... have working day na
naya post aur 20 mins mein :)