Friday, April 14, 2006

Yeh andar ki baat hain....

EDITED....


I know u must be wondering where my investigative team vanished after tht ‘Aksar’ expose story. Some reports were going around tht I wasn’t paying them well, but the truth is tht the guys n gals were on a very covert mission so everything was hush-shush. Now they r back... not with a bang though. Here r some of the unearthed things... mind u this is just the tip of an iceberg. More skeletons will be tumbling outta the closet soon...

Last month 3 models carelessly slipped their garments on the ramp during Lakme India Fashion Week. Many ppl think tht it was a careless slip n the designer’s fault. But, personal interviews with the beautiful gals have revealed tht this is not the truth.
Carol, the choco-coloured skin model whose top came off, says tht “We models r not getting enough attention nowadays. Celebrities sitting in the first row n cricketers walking the ramp are hogging the limelight. As if Indian cricketers weren’t enough this time they got Brian Lara to strut around. I m damn sure tht anyone would prefer having Death-by-Chocolate over Black Forest”
Gauhar who zipped off in front off the audience stated tht “Sajid is nowadays too busy with his co-anchor Suresh Menon. So I have to draw his attention by doing this.. Sab kuch kar sakti hu”
Ujwala’s gown came off accidentally n since then she has gone undergown… I mean underground. Her comments will be revealed later.

Sean n myself r eagerly awaiting the sequel of the movie Dhoom which features Aishwarya Rai whizzing on sexy bikes. Meanwhile the sequel to another movie Koi Mil Gaya is gonna be released soon under the name of Krrishh (sorry if the number of r n h are incorrect). Koi Mil Gaya was the Bollywood inspiration of Spielberg’s ET. It is reported tht the lead actor Hrithik has been bestowed with super-powers in the sequel. Wht I would be interested in watching is tht if the alien has been given xtra powers this time. In the last movie he used sunlight for his powers n it was reported tht his galfrnd complained to the director tht he couldn’t perform at night. Now this is wht is called as movie promotion.

Reports are flying in tht Swami Ramdev Maharaj has sued Himesh Reshmiya for using his nasal breathing techniques to rake in moolah. Himesh has agreed for an out-of-court settlement n even singing a couple of songs in Ramdev’s yoga sessions. Keep watching this space for more updates on this.

Inspite of our earnest requests, we couldn’t get through the security cordon around Medha Patkar’s residence to interview her. She is currently on a hunger strike for the benefit of the villagers. When the security guards saw tht we weren’t budging they put up a placard in front of the gate which read “Hunger Strike to continue After Lunch-break”. Don’t worry we are trying to bring u the latest buzz on it.

Note: The author hasn't used fake names to protect identity of ppl :D

Humble appeal: The author is fully aware tht all persons mentioned r doing social service in their own way possible. Yet, if anyone is hurt dont mention it ... n not at all on their own blogs... n pls dont quit blogging for this.
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EDIT:
Last night I got threatening calls from Dubai to erase out some of the names. But, till now u might be aware tht along with being innocent I m quite strong too :D. So, instead of deleting names I m adding another story to prove tht keyboard is mightier than the phone call.

Ekta K has been reported missing since 2 days. She had thrown a gala party to celebrate the Supreme Court's decision lifting off the ban on dance bars. No, u pervert mind, she doesn't dance in any. But, since now the male fraternity will be back in the bars, her teary-soaps will have better TRPs' thnx to the ladies back at home. The Page 3 celebrities who attended the bash confirmed on condition of anonymity tht Ekta had gone 'wild' in tht party. Latest reports indicate tht she was spotted wearing a tikka n saffron clothes printed with 'I luv Supreme Court'. If any male spots her pls dont disclose the location to anybody. If any female who watches her soaps may drop an email to Maneka G at manekag@IReallyLuvAnimals.com

Have a gr8 weekend folks!!

40 comments:

Wasim said...

I cant understand how can u imagine such kind of stuffs. Nways gr8 blog man this time also:)

Sudeep said...

@Wasim: thnx dude... :)

ishipishi said...

lolz....had fun reading this:-)! this is like my perfect after dinner thing...i mean read ur blog and enjoy my ice cream:)...choco chip!!...!!

he he...@humble appeal!...

will be back again later:)...g'nite and :) keep smilin!

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

HAHAHAHA! It's good that I took pity on you and flew away on my magic carpet. :P You wrote something very informative. :D
I m damn sure tht anyone would prefer having Death-by-Chocolate over Black Forest
LOL...no, I love Black Forest to death...uhhh...wait, butterscotch is better. And whosoever disagrees shall be put to death. :P

And that Himesh Reshammiya stuff was funny...hehe, that guy's songs are such a torture! I hope someone sues him for mental torture.

Haha, good social service. Keep up the good work...you'll soon be as famous as Mother Teresa. :P

AnonymousBlogger said...

I understood very few of the names you mentioned, but I perked up when I saw Aishwarya Rai. That name will always grab my attention.

I'd show her my rocketship underpants anytime.

Pinks said...

he he good one sudeep...specially the baba ramdev n himmesh reshamiya part...n yes i am not gonna quit blogging :D

Sudeep said...

@Ishita: Thnx for reminding tht u r having choco-chip again :((
had to appeal otherwise someone might be hurt n i will have to put a clarification post like Keshi had to

@Navdeep: yeah.. gud u left yest otherwise would have hurt u bad with my epee :D:D
butterscotch.. yuckkkk... n m not scared either

Sudeep said...

@Sean: I guesses tht... n thts why mentioned Ash here ;)
i wont ... coz wht if she likes n runs away with them :D

@Pinks: thnx :))
n i wont let u quit blogging :)

Love you longtime! said...

He he he... good fun! Oh and Ash better look sizzling in that Dhoom sequel!

Love you longtime! said...

Didn't knew Sean was a Ash fan too - yeah she's beautiful but kinda has a tad too plastic look.

Oh btw.. the Krrish looks like a cheap imitation of Matrix - along with some Superman fundas.

Oh btw... it's been almost 2 years now. :p Wen u doing my tag? I forgot what what it.

Sudeep said...

@Vaibhav: yeah i have conveyed ur demands to Ash.. :)
dont know why ppl call it plasticc look... Barbie also looks gud in plastic, doesn't it? he he
I m pinning my hopes tht u forget u had tagged me.. in a similar way u forgot tht wht it was :D

The Girl Who Sold The World said...

butterscotch.. yuckkkk... n m not scared either
HMPH! Yeah, rejoice for the time being. But my épée shall be used again...soon. *menacing smile*

Diana Sahu said...

I agree with vaibhav's take on ash and krish....gud write up

Kathy said...

..umm what am i supposed to write here? i dunno what is all about?:(anyway, happy weekend too super cool:)..just now i've checked my blog..and saw your comment..thanx!
..take care!

cheers,
-kathy-

Love you longtime! said...

@Diana: The only good thing about Krrish is that they didn't show Hrithik in his undies. Atleast in the trailers. Scary thought, isn't it?

Dalicia said...

Kathy, Yeah...we don't know the Indian celebrities..*LOL*

I read in ArzN post about the fashion show little slip ups.
It has happened to most of the ladies. The worst incident for me is I wore a transparent blouse to work.
All the men were looking at me..
Gees, I really hope that you all loved my PERLINA bra..hahaha...

Okay guys, quit rubbing your eyes.

Happy Weekend to you!

AnonymousBlogger said...

Way to stick it to Dubai Sudeep. But watch out. I hear everyone is rich over there.

Neha said...

lol.. this was a funny one :) wat imagination!!
and btw me not studying :P

teacup said...

Thanks Sudeep!! I really needed a good laugh right now:)

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

calvin .. poor frustrated guy !!! but he has a point there ...

damn .. i dont want Ash in Dhoom 2 ..
dhoom wasawesome w/out her ... ms Deol and Ms Sen were perfect .. i dont want her to come along and spoil my perfect picture

so, dubai is outta get u .... huh ???

Sudeep said...

@Navdeep: Whtevr u say/do, butterscotch will suck :)

@Diana: I agree on Krish.. no t on Ash though

@Kathy: the names mentioned here r local heroes :))
hope u had a gud weekend too...

@Vaibhav: lol... superman undies?

Sudeep said...

@Elaine: lol.. i think not many Indians too know the ones i mentioned
whoa!! which office is tht? Any vacancies? he he

@Sean: yeah... rich coz underworld rules there

@Neha: thnx... u better start with it!!

Sudeep said...

@Yashita: :))
i hope u didnt laugh out loudly to disturb ur parents way past midnite :D

@Leon: lol.. i think tht is applicable to all guys

@Deepa: Frustrated?? why?
he is my most fav cartoon character..
anytime anyday i would replace Esha Deol for any other actress.. Rimi was cute... will not replace her
i told dubai tht when i have a frnd like Deepa i dont need any enemies.. but still they r behind me :D

harsh said...

Dude how do get these wild imaginations from??

Great post !!

Harshal.

Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr said...

Himesh Reshmiya for using his nasal breathing techniques to rake in moolah.
Oooooooo.....huzzzooorrrrrrr....tera tera tera suurrrooooorrrrr
*ouch ma jaw hurts*
Im trying this stunt since morning...hehehe

Hehhe....me planning to come out with a new post on Fekta K real soon...just wait n watch...afta all she is ma gal who is making ma blog famous...hai na :D

Koi Mil Gaya was the Bollywood inspiration of Spielberg’s ET.
I think KRISH is screwd up sequeal of MATRIX....come on Roshan Father, son and grand son, pls grow up!!!

Keshi said...

ur too funny Sudeep lollllz! Enjoyed this very much :)

**I m adding another story to prove tht keyboard is mightier than the phone call.

haha good one!

Keshi.

Kathy said...

..yup i had a good time sudeepuuu, u know it naa *wink*
.. still waiting for the video?? haha...:D
...sorry for off-topic ~ see ya...

Sudeep said...

@Harsh: Well i copy-paste frm other blogs... lollzz... kidding
thnx..

@Zoonie: practise it for 13 times daily for 13 days... then u will master it.. gaane mein hi hint hain yaar.. tera tera tera.. :)
i was gonna write ur created name Fekta .. lekin yahan ke logon ko nahi samajh mein aata

@Keshi: :))
thnx.. i thought u will luv the Humble Appeal part more.. he he he

Sudeep said...

@Kathy: yeah i got one video link..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpp8kbAS00M&search=hippo%20and%20dog

:))

ArChaNaR said...

I m adding another story to prove tht keyboard is mightier than the phone call. loll!

Keshi said...

lol ofcourse i LOVED the humble appeal part..but now Im even worried to comment on that incase someone gets 'hurt' :):) just kidding!

Keshi.

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

frustrated ... coz hez trying so hard to show off his ******************

but Esha was good in Dhoom .... and in Yuva ... rather , she looked cute ...

I think i'll team up with Dubai !!!!

Anonymous said...

nice one :D

Kathy said...

..oh what's that link for sudeep?^_^ hehe...sorry, just dunno what to write here hmm... :(
...tum kab aaye?

Sudeep said...

@Archie: ;)

@Keshi: lol... gud one

@Deepa: i know u will luv to team up with Dubai

Sudeep said...

@Harry: thnx..
welcome here.. c ya around :)

@Kathy: tht is a cute video link..
main kab aaya?? around 23 yrs ago

@Ganga: thnx buddy..

Anonymous said...

Hey Sudeep,

It was really great fun reading your BLOG......Information from diversified fields,Now i am pretty sure in addition to being handsome you are smart as well :)
Anyways any update on Swami Ramdev & Himesh stuff?? :) lol.....

Anonymous said...

Hey Sudeep,

It was really great fun reading your BLOG......Information from diversified fields,Now i am pretty sure in addition to being handsome you are smart as well :)
Anyways any update on Swami Ramdev & Himesh stuff?? :) lol.....

@Niraj

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Sudeep said...

@Niraj: gud to know tht..
smart as well... ha ha.
any update on Swami Ramdev & Himesh stuff
ha ha... i think u shld ask Sachin for Ramdev n urself for Himesh (remember the jugalbandi thing)