That post!!

This is the post I was talking 'bout in the last post. Just wanted to vent it out here…
WARNING!!!
If u r Bollywood fan then I will advise u not to read further.
If u r below 18 yrs, call ur parents n ask them to read this first. If they faint, don’t read.. otherwise ask them for permission.

:p

Myself n my frnds had booked a Qualis (jeep) for transport for our Goa trip. The whole trip the driver played one cassette to the max. n tht was the songs frm the movie Neil n Nikki. Now don’t ask me a movie review for this coz I m lucky not to see it.. u can ask Divya for the story coz it is now one of her fav movies… ROFWL. Coming back to the driver… don’t know why he liked those songs coz even our earnest appeals fell on his deaf ears (listening to those songs will surely turn someone deaf). Anyways, the song which was continuously bombarded on us was the title song… whenevr we came back to the jeep this song was always playing.

The starting line of the song is (picturised on Uday Chopra n Tanisha)
Main shayad char saal ka tha… jab mujhe pehli baar pyar hua (I was probably four yrs old when I fell in luv for the first time)

Now, why does Uday Chopra have to say I was probably four yrs old…. He still looks like one… no no .. not the cute 4 yr old but a very ugly child. I don’t understand how he still works in movies with not even an iota of acting talent… aaahhhh.. his dad is a director or producer.. whtevr he might be. Ever seen him with his mouth closed… I mean leave aside the foul smell he might be spewing out but how gross it looks when u don’t close ur mouth even when u r finished talking. A lil’ lips apart is ok.. but his is like wht will happen after seeing a hot gal coming nude outta the ocean (this is not related to the goa beach.. though would have liked to see one there). His dialog delivery n timing r also so bad… WHY WHY WHY do such guys keep on getting roles????

Now, the lady in the song.. Tanishaa or Tannisha .. just tell her tht changing her name wont bring her any luck. Now she has a crush on George Michael in tht song to which the hero replies tht GM is gay. Now if GM knew tht such a gal would have a crush on him not even GM but any guy would prefer turning gay. She doesn’t have any talent to showcase except her skin. Chop off her head n u have a gud thing…. but we already have Mallika Sherawat… why cant someone be Madhuri or Madhubala.. or she has Nutan to look up at… frm the same family.

Wht do ppl go to see in a movie?
The story shld be gud… a rare thing nowadays
Some action stuff …. A few r gud but then plenty of just dhishum dhishum stuff
Good songs … u can hear them sitting at home… why go to a theatre then for tht?
Tht leaves with romance… or shall we call sex. Yup… if the movie is not gud then u will definitely find a sleazy sex scene or a bold item number to remunerate ur moolah.

As a phoenix rises frm ashes… a serial kisser Emraan Hashmi is born frm such scenes. I m still wondering if it wasn’t for Mahesh Bhat would this guy get even a single movie after his debut… n now he is starring almost in every film. How does this man find himself in a movie having the hottest babe in the town in the skimpiest outfit in the world n with the best songs which rise to the top of the charts. Currently I m listening to one of his songs Jhalak Dikhlaja – Aksar.

Maybe starkids will keep on basking in sunlight till we common ppl throw money at them for watching such stuff. This was the same case with Abhishek Bachchan n Saif Ali Khan.. but now even I luv to watch their movies n the dance steps.. hmmm ... solid irony na?

I m waiting with bated breath to watch Rang de Basanti n 15 Park Avenue… the first one shld not turn a blooper like Mangal Pandey n second one will be the best I know.