Yeh andar ki baat hain....

EDITED....

I know u must be wondering where my investigative team vanished after tht ‘Aksar’ expose story. Some reports were going around tht I wasn’t paying them well, but the truth is tht the guys n gals were on a very covert mission so everything was hush-shush. Now they r back... not with a bang though. Here r some of the unearthed things... mind u this is just the tip of an iceberg. More skeletons will be tumbling outta the closet soon...

Last month 3 models carelessly slipped their garments on the ramp during Lakme India Fashion Week. Many ppl think tht it was a careless slip n the designer’s fault. But, personal interviews with the beautiful gals have revealed tht this is not the truth.
Carol, the choco-coloured skin model whose top came off, says tht “We models r not getting enough attention nowadays. Celebrities sitting in the first row n cricketers walking the ramp are hogging the limelight. As if Indian cricketers weren’t enough this time they got Brian Lara to strut around. I m damn sure tht anyone would prefer having Death-by-Chocolate over Black Forest”
Gauhar who zipped off in front off the audience stated tht “Sajid is nowadays too busy with his co-anchor Suresh Menon. So I have to draw his attention by doing this.. Sab kuch kar sakti hu”

Ujwala’s gown came off accidentally n since then she has gone undergown… I mean underground. Her comments will be revealed later.

Sean n myself r eagerly awaiting the sequel of the movie Dhoom which features Aishwarya Rai whizzing on sexy bikes. Meanwhile the sequel to another movie Koi Mil Gaya is gonna be released soon under the name of Krrishh (sorry if the number of r n h are incorrect). Koi Mil Gaya was the Bollywood inspiration of Spielberg’s ET. It is reported tht the lead actor Hrithik has been bestowed with super-powers in the sequel. Wht I would be interested in watching is tht if the alien has been given xtra powers this time. In the last movie he used sunlight for his powers n it was reported tht his galfrnd complained to the director tht he couldn’t perform at night. Now this is wht is called as movie promotion.

Reports are flying in tht Swami Ramdev Maharaj has sued Himesh Reshmiya for using his nasal breathing techniques to rake in moolah. Himesh has agreed for an out-of-court settlement n even singing a couple of songs in Ramdev’s yoga sessions. Keep watching this space for more updates on this.

Inspite of our earnest requests, we couldn’t get through the security cordon around Medha Patkar’s residence to interview her. She is currently on a hunger strike for the benefit of the villagers. When the security guards saw tht we weren’t budging they put up a placard in front of the gate which read “Hunger Strike to continue After Lunch-break”. Don’t worry we are trying to bring u the latest buzz on it.

Note: The author hasn't used fake names to protect identity of ppl :D

Humble appeal: The author is fully aware tht all persons mentioned r doing social service in their own way possible. Yet, if anyone is hurt dont mention it ... n not at all on their own blogs... n pls dont quit blogging for this.

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EDIT:

Last night I got threatening calls from Dubai to erase out some of the names. But, till now u might be aware tht along with being innocent I m quite strong too :D. So, instead of deleting names I m adding another story to prove tht keyboard is mightier than the phone call.

Ekta K has been reported missing since 2 days. She had thrown a gala party to celebrate the Supreme Court's decision lifting off the ban on dance bars. No, u pervert mind, she doesn't dance in any. But, since now the male fraternity will be back in the bars, her teary-soaps will have better TRPs' thnx to the ladies back at home. The Page 3 celebrities who attended the bash confirmed on condition of anonymity tht Ekta had gone 'wild' in tht party. Latest reports indicate tht she was spotted wearing a tikka n saffron clothes printed with 'I luv Supreme Court'. If any male spots her pls dont disclose the location to anybody. If any female who watches her soaps may drop an email to Maneka G at manekag@IReallyLuvAnimals.com

Have a gr8 weekend folks!!