Wednesday, February 01, 2006

ROFWL :D

Some of the things which made me have a gud laugh this week…

I generally have stopped looking at the visitor info after
this .. who is coming here searching for wht stuff. But, a recent visit to Hafsah’s blog reminded me of checking it (she really has some weird search stuff everytime)… n look wht I found out. Might have come from here


Two storeys above my flat there r a few Gujju students who have come to Pune on the pretext of studying… yup u read it right pretext. Anyways, these Gujju ppl have a funny thing tht I have noticed. Either they will speak (read shout) at top of their voice or they have a soft voice with a heavy nasal accent as if they wanna show tht their ancestors were born n brought up in France. “Hney…. Hnow r nyu?” So one of the guys was talking on his cell in their balcony. Probably he was an Airtel subscriber coz the other person was not able to hear his voice n this guy was literally shouting HELLOO!!! HELLLOOOOO!!! Two kids who were playing on the ground below heard this n one of them started singing..
Helloo!! Mi baburao boltoy… arre helllooo.. mi baburao boltoy
This is a pathetically funny marathi song … but I assume tht the guy above doesn’t understand marathi coz he neither laughed nor was angry on the kids. But I luved it :D

More on gujjus.. I admit tht gujjus r the sweetest ppl u will find on earth.. even the dames r very beautiful. I remember an episode of Sarabhai Vs Sarabhai aired a few weeks back. It is one of the best comedy serials Indian television has on air rite now. It had one guest character… a Gujju gal who was visiting the family. Her on-screen name was Kismi (is pronounced like Kiss-Me). So imagine urself (guys only) calling her by tht name.. lollz. Now, my company.. my in the sense the one in which I m working… has recruited around 60-65 guys n gals frm Gujarat (some college project for their last semester). Not all r from proper Gujarat but some of them r… n a sweet looking gal too who sits across my cubicle. Now, whenevr I have to return a smile to her I end up laughing remembering tht name… though her name is different.

With due respect to Swami Ramdev’s yoga prowess n the healing he carries out thro’ tht (my mom is his follower too… but not to worry since she doesn’t know ‘bout my blog), I was laughing my heart out after looking at a pic in the paper. He is currently in Mumbai for his 7 day yoga camp. The pic showed Mallika Sherawat welcoming him with a garland. Nooo.. the garland part is not funny, but she was fully clothed this time n he was in a semi-nude state (the clothes he wears for his weird exercises). Nice to see Mallika in a different role. Btw, is Brinda Karat listening (or looking at baba :p)

Other things which made me happy too:

Nothing beats the happy moment watching Federer lift the Australian Open title… wait… happier moment was watching Baghdatis’s gal cheering ;)
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Watching Martina Hingis back in action at the Australian Open. She played damn well at the nets along with Mahesh Bhupati in the mixed doubles.
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This Bhupati dude is damn lucky. He is married to a very pretty Indian model n still he has partnered six different gals on the court for winning the Grand Slams. Six tennis beauties… hmmm… well no wonder he is not improving in the singles :p

57 comments:

rhein said...

i want to know what your search thing says about me, just don't write it here- keep my stuff private- but email me it, if you can. yes?

Anonymous said...

@Rhein: lol.. will try but dont expect much

Parag said...

nice topic for a post....and that song "baburao boltoy"...dokyat jata.

"i end up laughing remembering that name"...nice :P

AnonymousBlogger said...

Now, whenevr I have to return a smile to her I end up laughing remembering tht name… though her name is different.

Sudeep, is something going on there? Or is it just you being friendly?

I haven't watched a lot of tennis lately. If Anna Kournikova comes back, I'll start watching again. I promise.

cherubic_chipmunk said...

Awesome post buddy-i'm ROTFL...v hav som gujju gals here in coll-1 second year actually mistook me for her senior-had gr8 fun that day...n the bhupati dude is lucky as hell-newayz read ur post on rang de basanti-am yet to watch de movie-wenz ur complete review comin up?

harsh said...

"I end up laughing remembering tht name…"


Pitega!! LOL !!

Love you longtime! said...

In my building, majority of families are Gujjus, always coming up with some or the other Gujjuisms. LMAO @ Kismi! And Uday Chopra is soooo gay!

Tarun said...

Yes Uday Chopra is GAY we use to call these type of people as byla(BYE-LAA) or berry.
Gujju people are great to be with and not mean and stingy as they are percieved to be.
Tennis well Bhpathi is good in mixed double don't expect much of him in singles as long as he keeps of winning the mixed doubles.
I think Hingis and Bhupathi should stick together (On Court Only)

Ajay said...

>>baburao boltoy....ha ha h
very funny post..
hasun hasun pot dukhatay.

Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr said...

Im coming out with a post on what all things people search on blogs and how they "Accidently" drop by on ma blog...

Uday chopra gay
Hahahaaha...

Mi baburao boltoy… arre helllooo.. mi baburao boltoy
Hehehe...
Hera Feri!!

teacup said...

hey gujju ppl are very sweet....one of my dearest friend is a gujju and sindhi's are funnier than gujju's:)
and bout tennis, haven't seen it in along time...I missed watching federer!!!!

yes, my mom religiously follows ramdev baba's yoga exercises...and makes me watch them too!! but to some extent i agree they are not all 'bogus'...and why y was mallika sherawat welcomin ramdev baba?!!?!

and who can have name like 'kismi'???ROFL!!

Anonymous said...

@Parag: dokyat jata esp in Ganapati festival

@AB: Lets see... i might also come up with posts like u then :)

If Anna returns to tennis I will watch it but will have to stop watching Sports Illustrated Photoshoots ;)

Anonymous said...

@Elisa: How r u.. i read ur posts but did not comment .. take care.. i hope ur daughter is doing gud now

@Neetika: On one of the gal?? Every gal..lollzz
glad to make u smile... keep smiling

Anonymous said...

@Arvind: Exams over? gujju gals huh.. so thts the reason u r studying more.. :)
tht itself has to be considered as a complete review.. coz everyone has written 'bout it

@Harsh: Dost ke liye dua karna.. :)

shayad dawa ki bhi jaroorat pad jaye

Anonymous said...

@Vaibhav: Gujjuisms like as in Siddhuisms?


@Tarun: ha ha.. yes byla.. we too use tht word here
I suppose u r also a gujju... dude no offence intended here .. just wht i have seen
'bout the stingy part.. i agree.. gujju n marwaris r unnecessarily labelled as stingy.. i dont like tht

Anonymous said...

@Ajay: majha tar aadhich dukhat hota.. tyamulech tar lihila he

@Zoonie: okie.. so another laughter riot is coming. will wait for it
baburao is Paresh rawal's character from Hera Pheri but this song is not frm it n neither connected to it

Anonymous said...

@Yashita: pls dont tell ur frnd 'bout my blog
and makes me watch them too!
lollzz..
they aint bogus at all.. i know a gal on hanuman tekdi who lost 4 kgs in juss 2 days 8}
Ramdev baba is also a human being yaar ;)
Kismi is such a sweet name.. remember the kismi toffee .. red wrapper wala.. ha ha

ishipishi said...

4 kgs in two days!!...kaha? kaun? i wanna meet this girl...i struggled years..lolz!! (but on a more serious note i wz told the initial 5 kgs is easy to lose..uske baad one struggles!)..

and yes u kinda freaked me out earlier tdy wen u mentioned spectranet!...now that i read ur post...i understand!...

this was fun as usual...lol..m not gonna praise u more okkk..! ek hafte ka quota poora!!...

i luv the kismi name...maybe if i have daughter i'll use that as her nick (she cld grow up hating me or luving me for it)...lolll

Neha said...

uday chopra gay!lol..y did tht lead to ur blog!!
iv had wierd searches leading to mine too.. autobigraphy and heair weaving of salman kha is one of them :)

AnonymousBlogger said...


@AB: Lets see... i might also come up with posts like u then :)


But then you couldn't really give me any advice, and I desperately need your ideas.

And I couldn't give you any advice, otherwise it would just end up as a big train wreck.

It might be best to leave the awkward search for love to me.

Tarun said...

How do u spell assume?I spell it like ass...u...me.Often making assumptions people make ass out of themselves.
Just like u living in Pune doesn't make u a Marathi me living in Surat does not make me a Gujrati.
Your supposstion is wrong.Me no Gujju

Anonymous said...

@Ishita: u can do one thing.. lose the initial 5 kgs.. take a break... phirse lose next 5 kgs which will be initial at tht stage.. aise karte karte ho gaya :)
i luv the kismi name...maybe if i have daughter i'll use that as her nick
lolllzz..

@Neha: y did tht lead to ur blog
gave the link up there...
hair weaving of salman khan...lollzz

Anonymous said...

@Elisa: I will also be expecting the better.. tk care n keep smiling :)

@AB: couldn't give advice
then wht were the comments i wrote 8|

@Tarun: gud spellings.. he he he
Even if u were a gujju i know u would have taken in the right spirit ... btw, if anyone particularly asks me who i m i tell him tht i m a marathi.. :)

PuNeEt said...

@ search words: uday chopra gay
ROFL

first I thougt u hav decided to take pangas with gujjus bt then u levelled it ;-)

best dames r Panjus n Bong...
I'm not debating further ;-)
LOL

my mom is also a follower of Swami Ramdev baba ;-)
same pinch

Ye bhupathi is having a nice time with pretty gals
n still he manages to concentrate n win ;-)

be happy

Cheers

Dave said...

"he has partnered six different gals on the court for winning the Grand Slams. Six tennis beauties… hmmm… well no wonder he is not improving in the singles :p"

i wish i knew how to play tennis

Ujwal said...

sudeep, have u seen hantuchova...she partnered bhupati once. Oh god she was hot! lucky mahesh! ;)

Rays Of Sun said...

Aaila..sahi yaar..good I read it..Masta hasle..
Uday chopra gay=)))))
TOO GOOD!
Ani Mee baburao boltoy..that reminds me Herapheri:))
This happens only in Pune!!

Anonymous said...

@Puneet: best dames r Panjus n Bong...I'm not debating further
i also wont debate on this ;)
we all guys shld take some training frm bhupati :))

@Dave: lollzz... gud one

Anonymous said...

@Ujwal: have u seen hantuchova
how could u ask this?? he he..n she is hot not 'was' ..
i find her legs damn sexy :))

@Kavita: U have some dushmani with Pune kya?? ekto u never visited here n even laughing when i said it was cold here.. GRRR!!
ha ha.. n this baburao is not frm Hera Pheri

Tarun said...

Yeah u guess it right doesn't worry much.We need to look at the big picture.Talking of u being a marathi....good going.

Love you longtime! said...

LMAO @ the comment u posted my blog. Cool!

Big Bad Boy said...

I think your blog is too cool and u get a good critics from here and there...

And about that Swami ji ki Krupa and all exercise stuff... One day will come that our Indian Prime Minister will be one of those BABA's....

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

heh heh ... this really made me smile .... and realise why i love being on ur blog :)
Awwww ..... dont ya blush now :)
i loved the Sherawat and the semi nude Swami Ramdev part .... way too ironic :)
And Gujjus - reminds me of " Kal Ho Na Ho " ... so, you have a thingy for Gujjus ... huh ??? High time ur mom takes a look at ur blog ....
" Auntieeeeeee .......... Aap Kahaan Ho ??? "

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

i typed this comment 2 days ago , but my IE at home doesnt let me post comments if word verification is on ... any solutions ????

Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr said...

Where are you guruji??
no news for quite sometime now..

Anonymous said...

@Tarun: :)

@Vaibhav: He he he... geez!! i knew u had tht MTV funny thing in u so dared to write tht.. lol

@BBB: Cool ... ha ha... thnx dude.. but i hope ur last sentence comes out wrong

Anonymous said...

@Deepa: :)) *SMILING* ha ha
so, you have a thingy for Gujjus .. no .. i mean not only gujjus..lol
u know any single gujju gal at ur place?? :p
U r a developer i suppose.. so u find out solutions :)

@Zoonie: Guruji.. he he he.. ulta guru student ko bole.
yup.. had a fun weekend.. n damn tired to write anything now

~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

Omingosh ... u going for polygamy kinda thing ????

bad bad bad

no re .. no solutions .. hate it totally :(

Anonymous said...

@Deepa: Polygamy... no way.. chee chee
will try to deactivate the word vern but the spam comments will then rule here.. why dont u upgrade ur IE??

Sudeep said...

@Ganga: :))

Sudeep said...

@Divya: lollzz.. some guys u shld say
btw, whts bhaggu??

Anonymous said...

tagged u.

Sudeep said...

@Ritu: Will check it out..

shyloh's poetry said...

Hello sudeep, stopping in to say hello and I have missed you. Hope all is well. I am doing so much better and that makes me happy ha.

Take care dear one.

Neha said...

hey how r u doing? moi back :D

Kathy said...

Good ur happy sudeep^_^ hey most of my friends lives in pune(Pune Rocks)wanna go there someday..

Anonymous said...

Mi baburao boltoy… arre helllooo.. mi baburao boltoy

uday chopra gay :))))

loll
funny post!!
how r ya??

btw updated my blog

Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr said...

Tired is a good sign ..
I'll be tired pretty soon too ;)

Anonymous said...

@Shyloh: Hi dear... get well 100% soon :)


@Neha: Hey.. welcome back... how was the competition? I m doing gud as usual..

Anonymous said...

@Kathy: Hey... wassup?
Pune Rocks .. wow... i luv u..ha ha
do come here sometime :))

@Archie: Hiya.. where r u nowadays?? Thnx.. n did u check the font thing on ur blog i had mentioned?

Anonymous said...

@Zoonie: 'sup dude? I was tired of timepass.. then had lotz of workload.. but high time i have a new post.. gotta work on it

Anonymous said...

detailed description abt where am i these days ;)

well yea i did see your message abt the font thing.. are ya using IE? 'coz nowadays IE is giving lotssa prbs.. either the font size is too big or all the posts are at the end.

i'm using firefox n so far no complaints.

Anonymous said...

typo
updated my detailed description abt where am i these days ;)

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Dev said...

Ya Uday Chopra is a gay and has a very small willy.